The 2016 presidential campaign is one big pregame party to which millennials are not invited. Invitations were lost in the mail for the Democratic debate in Las Vegas on October 13 and the GOP debate at the University of Colorado Boulder on October 28. We expect the usual: Scripted responses from our nation's fearless leaders, side jokes about Trump's comb over and a few half-hearted, superficial attempts to appeal to our nation's largest living generation to date: The millennials.