Here’s the perfect back-to-school choice, though maybe not for kindergarteners or other first-timers who are up to their eyeballs in anxiety. Seasoned first- and second-graders swaggering back into familiar halls and classrooms will gleefully recognize the universal monsterhood of teachers everywhere, while seasoned teachers, equally gleefully, will recognize that awkward moment when a student discovers them doing something all-too-ordinary outside the classroom.