[...] do his triceps, pecs, abs, delts, quads, lats and the other 600 or so muscles of the human body. [...] the dude isn't a magician. [...] only a true magician could find a way to make something light and fun and fresh out of the unwieldy, derivative and mostly unfunny endeavor that is "Baywatch." Let's try to wipe that image out of our brains now, shall we?