This Is A Story About A Stoned Raccoon At A Fire Station

An unusual pair showed up in the pre-dawn hours at Fire Station 82 in Wayne Township, Indiana, last week. Repeatedly pressing the doorbell was a frantic woman. In her arms was a furry, masked animal that firefighters later described as “lethargic,” fire department spokesman Michael Pruitt said. Through her panic, the woman divulged that it was a pet raccoon – and that it was severely stoned. “We typically love to help, especially when it comes to animals.