The Vampire Diaries: Will [spoiler] Stay Dead Forever?

"Detoured on Some Random Backwoods Path to Hell" was not only a great title for an episode of The Vampire Diaries (anyone remember which Season 1 moment it came from?), it was also a pretty great episode in general! [...] how would the state police be able to track down two mythological beings traveling with two other mythological beings? Fortunately Caroline provided a cute pic of Seline (http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/kristen-gutoskie/782002//?ftag=) plus a hand-drawn portrait of Sybil (http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/nathalie-kelley/332598//?ftag=). In a surprising, but actually very understandable moment, Caroline straight-up yanked off her engagement ring and told Stefan (http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/paul-wesley/262661//?ftag=) that until she'd rescued her children from Damon's clutches, she wanted nothing to do with Salvatores of any kind. After Bonnie (http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/katerina-graham/249194//?ftag=) and Enzo (http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/michael-malarkey/622912//?ftag=) finished doing sex in her high school bedroom, he immediately fell to the ground with stabbing pains in his head, face, and body. Like, it was sad that Enzo was having such a tough time, but I appreciate a ruthless villain in any form. The whole thing was made even more sinister by the fact that while she was mentally torturing Enzo, she was physically in a diner eating bacon sensually: [...] as many of you guessed, Seline had kidnapped Caroline's daughters as a sort of offering to Cade (a.k.a., THE DEVIL) and though Sybil had other things in mind, she and Damon felt forced to join her kidnapping party. Which was made more difficult when everyone in the diner's AMBER ALERT signals began blaring in unison. Everyone there promptly forgot about the kidnapping and then went home and probably left a weird Yelp review for this diner. [...] this one didn't work quite as well, as the twins started getting