I’m a 30-year-old, single, heterosexual male and I’ve never read 50 Shades of Grey. I’m approaching this trailer as someone interested primarily in what this book, and now movie, reveals about women, so take it for what it’s worth. Before I press play, here are the two things I know about this book/movie. It’s very popular among women. It’s NSFW and something to do with sadomasochism. I watched the trailer straight through once and my only discernible impression is that this movie looks aggressively boring.