With 60 goals, Sam Reinhart has made Florida Panthers history. He wants to win the Cup even more It has become a running joke with the Florida Panthers. Ask coach Paul Maurice about Sam Reinhart, and he will say something less than glowing ... 05/2/2024 - 7:09 am | View Link
Los Angeles School District Launched a Splashy AI Chatbot. What Exactly Does It Do? One of the largest school districts in the country recently announced a chatbot “personal assistant” for students and ... 05/1/2024 - 11:08 pm | View Link
Joke of the Day for May 2, 2024: Get your funny on LOL with TAG24 and get your daily dose of hilarious and fun puns. Laugh away the day with the best jokes out there. 05/1/2024 - 10:00 pm | View Link
Joke of the Night for May 1, 2024: The best jokes to laugh the day away Tonight's Joke of the Night is sending you to sleep with the sillies. Here's a funny arriving right on time to make you laugh before bed. 05/1/2024 - 2:45 pm | View Link
Google's Apparently Adding 'Emoji Audio,' Including a Fart Noise, to Android. Here's How to Use OK, to use audio emoji, call someone on your Android, or pick up a phone call, and then hit the new audio emoji button that appears right above your phone dialer buttons (keypad, mute and speaker). 05/1/2024 - 10:45 am | View Link
60 Best Fart Jokes Here are 50 Fart Jokes and Memes with a lot of scent of humor: The Best Fart Jokes. Eldery lady at the doctor – fart joke: An old lady shares with her doctor: “doctor, I have had a lot of gas lately. I fart almost every minute. Luckily, it doesn’t smell and my farts are not very loud. It’s still embarrassing.” 04/30/2024 - 6:30 pm | View Website
55 Funny Fart Jokes for Kids: Let ’Em Rip! Updated: Feb. 9, 2023. Originally Published: Jan. 17, 2019. Ariela Basson/Fatherly; Getty Images, Shutterstock. They might not be suitable for all settings, but fart jokes are always hilarious. What makes fart and poop jokes and puns so funny is the way they tease out a universal human experience. 04/30/2024 - 5:18 pm | View Website
Best 50+ Fart Jokes That Are Perfect For Any Scents Of Humor 1. How do you know a clown farted? It smells funny. 2. What's invisible and smells like dead grass? A goat's fart. 3. What's worse than fart? When a fart becomes a shart. 4. What do you get after farting in your wallet? 04/30/2024 - 7:03 am | View Website
60 Funny Fart Jokes By Che Lewis July 17, 2023. Here are 60 funny fart jokes and the best fart puns to crack you up. These jokes about farts are great jokes for kids and adults. 04/30/2024 - 5:01 am | View Website
55 Fart Jokes That Will Knock The Wind Out Of You We don't mean to toot our own horn, but wait until you get wind of these funny fart jokes. Browse our collection of kid-friendly jokes here. 04/30/2024 - 1:12 am | View Website
Rep. Jamie Raskin slammed the petroleum industry yesterday as he pointed to experts who described Big Oil’s “pattern of lying and evasion” that has “set the country back decades” in its ability to address climate change. Not that the people who need to pay attention ever will, of course. Via HuffPost:
“Instead of acting like Paul Revere and sounding the alarm about climate change, they acted like Maleficent the evil fairy in ‘Sleeping Beauty’ and cursed everyone to try to go to sleep for 100 years,” said Raskin during a Senate Budget Committee hearing.
Raskin’s remarks came after that committee and the House Oversight Committee released a 65-page report following a three-year investigation into oil and gas companies’ “evolving efforts to avoid accountability for climate change.”
The Maryland Democrat described calling a House Oversight hearing in 2019 where scientists and experts testified that the companies “knew” that burning fossil fuels caused climate change as early as 1959.
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This article is raising the alarm about a disturbing failure of Facebook to enforce its own ban of paramilitary organizing -- in an election year, no less. Via Wired:
“JOIN YOUR LOCAL Militia or III% Patriot Group,” a post urged the more than 650 members of a Facebook group called the Free American Army.
Watching this self-righteous ass get confronted with his own hypocrisy is a nice tonic to start the day. And that's it's delivered by Kaitlan Collins is even better.
Vance was pontificating about campus protests when Collins asked, "So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted?" (I think you know where this is going, right?)
Vance said yes.
"Okay, I'm just checking because you did help raise money for people who did so on January 6, which was impeding an official proceeding, breaking into a building that they weren't allowed to be in, vandalizing the Capitol," she said.
Former President Donald Trump knows that the right to choose for women is popular. He massively fucked up when he appointed justices to overturn Roe while trying to kiss his evangelical supporters on their collective hypocritical butts. He knows. So, now that he's running to get the coveted keys to the White House again, but this time to stay out of prison, he's acting like a used car salesman trying his damnedest to sell a Ford Pinto to a car-savvy couple.
Lawyers, Guns and Money: When partisan hacks want to be philosopher kings.
Mock Paper Scissors: How Trump spends his non-trial days.
Rewire: If the Supreme Court upends the Emergency Medicine Treatment and Active Labor Act (EMTALA), people will die.
Kevin Drum: Trump through conservative eyes.
Everything Is Going to Be Okay: Well-behaved women.
This installment by Batocchio.
It's no secret that Senator Ron Johnson (Q - Moscow) is a Russian ass(et). We knew that in 2018 when RoJo and seven other Republican lawmakers spent the Fourth of July with Vladimir Putin in Moscow. Ever since then, RoJo has been Putin's lapdog, regurgitating Russian talking points time and time again.