I don’t care about Net Neutrality because I’m fine letting greedy telecom companies decide how I use the internet. And also, I don’t care about our country’s future. *** This is satire. *** Many people I know are talking about this thing called “Net Neutrality.” They’ve gone through painstaking explanations as to why I should care about a “free internet” or should care about the fact that large corporations may be able to “throttle” my internet.