Everyone has the day off work, there's a big bird on the table, and relatives you haven't seen in awhile are sitting around watching parades and football. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Now, obviously, Thanksgiving doesn't have quite the rich cinematic tradition that certain other holidays have enjoyed, but we've still watched the fourth Thursday in November unfold on the big screen enough times to be able to devote this week's Total Recall to our annual celebration of parades and good eats -- specifically, to some of the most noteworthy not-so-thankful Thanksgivings in movie history.