Capone feels cursed and hornswaggled watching PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES Read the full article on AICN Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here. Before we even dig into the story or performances of the fifth PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN film, pointlessly subtitled DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES, allow me to make a public service announcement that I thought I’d never have to make again, but apparently I do.