It's now on record that controversial Colorado GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert doesn't think Von Snoozleshitpants has been sleeping in court (he's fallen asleep daily in front of the jurors and Judge Juan Merchan) because, in actuality, the pussy grabber was "praying." But if he wasn't praying, that's OK because he looks "pretty while he sleeps." Welp, does Donald Farticus smell pretty, too, Rep.