Over the weekend we brought you the sad spectacle of upstate New York district attorney Sandara Doorley who tried to browbeat a police officer out of giving her a speeding ticket. Apparently unbeknownst to Doorley though they have these things called bodycams now and every word that came out of her mouth was an ad for why she should never be a district attorney or have any sort of career in law enforcement (despite her previous thirty years in law enforcement).