President-elect Donald Trump's inaugural poem has been published, and boy is it something. Titled "Pibroch of the Domhnall," the piece is inspired by Trump's Scottish ancestry ("Domhnall, the Scottish form of the name Donald, is pronounced like “TONE-all," the author notes) and was written by Joseph Charles MacKenzie, who is apparently an actual poet. You would be forgiven to mistake him for a satirist, though.