If there's one thing science tells us, it's that obscenely wealthy people have their own peculiar notions about things that cannot be challenged by actual facts. I mention no names, of course, but one or two might spring to mind. (Okay, one particular cheery neofascist.) Also, we already suffered through one president who hallucinated things that didn't actually happen, and he turned out to have Alzheimer's disease. The media, of course, was asleep at the switch. So it seems only fair that is the job of Your Librul Media to straighten this shit out.