Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Being woken up by my son's precious laughter would be the absolute best way to be woken up if it didn't actually wake me up.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) November 18, 2014 Experience the feeling of getting kids ready for school by shouting words like TEETH and SHOES into an abyss whilst crying into a cup of tea— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 18, 2014 90% of parenting is just walking around yelling "WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES?