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Earlier this month, flat-earther Kandiss Taylor said she wanted "extreme accountability for anyone trying to stop the extreme Christian nationalist takeover of the United States. MAGA monkey crazy man Stew Peters laid out plainly what Taylor meant by that so there are no misunderstandings. Extreme accountability means putting on trial the people that have committed these crimes against humanity and upon a guilty conviction they are executed on a national stage. I don't care how. I don't care how. Firing squad, guillotine, hang from a length of rope until dead, shot in the brain. Don't care how. Peters would be judge, jury, and executioner. It's almost laughable, if it wasn't so sad, that scumbags like Peters claim they are committed to the U.

There is even more evidence of former President Donald Trump being a rapist racist, and this time, Lordy, there are tapes. This latest evidence comes from a former producer of The Apprentice. Emmy-nominated producer Bill Pruitt says in a piece for Slate that his NDA just expired, so he's spilling the tea.

Former DC Metropolitan police officer Michael Fanone, who was nearly killed by a massive, unruly mob trying to upset the peaceful transition of power at the U. S. Capitol, called Donald Trump "an authoritarian" who has a "violence fetish" outside of the former President's hush money/election interference trial on Tuesday. And, of course, to prove his point, it was just hours later that Fanone's 78-year-old mother was swatted at her home in Virginia.

Fox News' Dana Perino actually injected a bit of sanity in between the ramblings about Trump's trial in New York from her fellow hosts on The Five this Wednesday. Following Trump's daily rant outside of the courthouse, Pirro immediately jumped to his defense, repeating his nonsense that he was treated unfairly because we didn't hear from some witnesses that he wants to pretend were stopped from testifying. Here's how Judge Box-O-Wine started things out following Trump's presser: PIRRO: All right.

Trump attorney Alina Habba claimed Trump improved American moral values when he was in office and even Fox News' Shannon Bream had to push back on that whopper. And yes, Habba really said it. Habba claimed Robert De Niro's colorful attack on Trump shows how far down America has declined. Maybe she should watch Trump in front of the courthouse to get some perspective on declining values. Bream asked if the indictments have had a net-positive effect for diminished Donald.

Outside the NY courthouse, whiny shitzhispantsfatmansourpuss Trump claimed because the way he's been treated, the outside world will not be coming to New York and they will lose trillions upon trillions of dollars because of it. Narcissistic enough? Trump continued his ridiculous exercises of reading right-wing propaganda articles praising himself and his candidacy to the media and then he launched into hyperbolic nonsense. This is a very sad day for America, the whole world is watching, and it's a very sad day for New York. I've gone through two of these trials already.