Six years after being appointed Donald Trump's chief sycophant, sedition-agnostic former Vice President Mike Pence has once again deigned to express an opinion on something. Pence is now graciously offering up his personal suggestion that as American conservatism reshapes the nation into a theocracy based on a subset of a subset of religious doctrine weaponized 50 years ago by racist conservative political figures furious over desegregation, in-vitro fertilization procedures should maybe not be criminalized by Republicanism’s current godbothering mob. Stay calm, America.