Nintendo of America announced Wednesday that it hired a new vice president of sales, Doug Bowser. He shares a name with the iconic turtle beast from Nintendo's Mario franchise. "Doug Bowser brings decades of experience, not fire breath," the famed game maker said in a press release. Naturally, Twitter was pretty into the news: Reached for comment, a spokesman for Bowser told the Daily Dot, "I'm afraid he's in another castle at the moment."— Eric Geller (@ericgeller) May 20, 2015 Nintendo hired a VP of sales named Doug Bowser, providing definitive proof that we are all loved by a kind and benevolent god— Chaz, A Talking Dog (@griffinmcelroy) May 20, 2015 Bowser hired by Nintendo.