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September 30th is International Translation Day Will someone translate this election, please?*****Translator gets 400 words to translate.Client: How long will it take?Translator: About a week.Client: A whole week for just 400 words? God created the world in 6 days.Translator: Then just take a look at this world and afterwards take a look at my translation.**********Two translators on a ship are talking.“Can you swim?” asks one.“No” says the other, “but I can shout for help in nine languages.”**********The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the...

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