Rep. Paul Ryan, who I will always momentarily confuse with Sen. Rand Paul because inexplicably elevated, suspiciously unaccomplished faux-freedom-loving mathematically challenged lily-white conservative dunderheads of a certain age who nevertheless get all sorts of Beltway praise for their bold and courageous and fantastically unworkable ideas and who have "Paul" in their name all sort of look alike to me, gave a speech to the Susan B.