Sensitive Beasts

Vice President Kamala Harris didn't hold back as she fired up the crowd at the Asian-Pacific American Institute for Congressional Studies on Monday with a well-placed F-bomb. Harris was talking about breaking barriers; she would know little about that as she became our country's first woman Vice President. She was also the first Black American and South Asian American to be elected to that position, so she broke a few glass ceilings.

Sen. JD Vance became Trump's public attack dog and assailed the judge's daughter today. Diminished Don is sending out his flunkies, since he faces jail if he violates the gag order again. Senators JD Vance and Tommy Tuberville are pretending they are showing up "just as friends" at Trump's trial; instead, they are his mouthpieces to circumvent the gag order. JD VANCE: First of all, Michael Cohen is the prosecution's star witness.

Fox News host Arthel Neville pointed out that the defense will have a difficult time discrediting Michael Cohen in Donald Trump's hush money trial because he "was covering up" for the former president. During a Sunday discussion on Fox News, trial attorney Bryan Rotella explained how Trump's defense team would attack Cohen when he takes the stand this week. "They're going to say you can't trust anything that this guy has said," he pointed out.

MAGA Republican candidate for Arizona Senate seat claimed (with no proof, of course) that as of Sunday, she would lose her Senate race because of election fraud perpetrated by migrants being able to vote illegally. This is false, but Lake lives and dies over her frivolous election fraud claims. Lake tries to hone in on her latest conspiracy.

CNN host Dana Bash pushed back on JD Vance's claims that Trump isn't anti-Semitic, but a huge supporter of Israel when she reminded him of the infamous Nick Fuentes dinner at Mar-A-Lago. Vance was going on and on about Trump's support for Israel, but it is only in proportion to any Jewish person that supports his candidacy. The Ohio Senator's response to Bash's remarks was to do the same thing that all MAGAts do when something happens that makes Trump look bad.

A spokesperson for the city of Wildwood, New Jersey, made a startling claim about the crowd size at Trump's rally. Lisa Fagan might as well have told the Associated Press that eleventy bazillion people showed up. She said that between 80,000 and 100,000 Trumpers showed up to see the orange aberration.