President Obama unveiled Monday a plan to increase the country’s clean power usage that many are calling the strongest action ever taken by a U.S. president to combat the effects of climate change. Here are some key details of Obama’s climate change plan: Immediate removal of smokestacks atop White HouseDesignates team of workers to cool down planet’s hottest surfaces with damp towels and washclothsIncreases wind by 80 million gustsProvides state governments with template for lawsuit to file in federal courtSets aside a couple ecosystems to decimate every few years to release repressed environmentally destructive energyCreates $500 tax credit for homeowners who install rooftop nuclear reactorsEncourages citizens to choose more environmentally friendly method of suicide than running car in garageServes as major legacy-builder for Obama until presidential system is forgotten in catastrophic, drought-ravaged Black Times beginning in 2047