In the true spirit of the literary mash-up the Shakespeare of Shock briefly courts Jane Austen to celebrate the irreverent adaptation Pride and Prejudice and Zombies A Visit to Mrs Featherstone Infection is so easy to conceal While ever human brains are not consumed. But trust me when I say that this is real – In here you have a zombie safely roomed. The flies inside this vial will show the way For they, like vultures, feast upon the dead So I will now release them, if I may, And wait for them to find a rotting head, The eyes of which may still seem bright with life But which will soon betray a grim despair As they observe the progress of my knife Attending to the throat with brutal care. Be not disturbed by this.