Your Horoscopes — week Of April 15, 2014

Controversial GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is now aiming at Fox News. It could be because a columnist for Fox News called her an "idiot" who should get over herself. She's quickly losing power with Republicans as she was met with boos after calling up a resolution to remove GOP Speaker Mike Johnson on the House floor. Marge and criminally convicted Steve Bannon are big mad at Fox News.

I'm old enough to remember when a Republican President cut off American arms being sent to Israel. Rep. Steven Scalise now thinks that's worthy of impeachment when a Democrat is in the White House. The Louisiana Republican sounded so ridiculous that Fox host Stuart Varney looked puzzled. "On what grounds would you impeach President Biden?" Varney asked. "Well, if you look at where we are, Stuart, I mean, President Biden is failing on so many different fronts," Scalise falsely said.

The 3rd week of the Donald Trump's first criminal trial (of four) ended with a roller coaster of news. First up, we got confirmation from multiple sources, including the witness themself, that the next bombshell witness is the man in the center of this entire case: Michael Cohen, Trump's former "fixer" and current nemesis.

Jordan Klepper’s Wednesday stint hosting “The Daily Show” began with a roundup of the past week’s big political news: South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem shooting a puppy and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain worm. First up was Noem and the revelation in her memoir that she killed her 14-month-old hunting dog Cricket on purpose. Klepper threw to a supercut of right-wing media outlets giving the former VP front-runner a hard time about her heartless act.

Heading to Russia to find some nice young Russian women for breeding purposes and escape the gays, that's about the gist of it from this British tabloid clickbait article. Source: Daily Mail MAGA voters have explained why they turned their backs on the US for a new life in Russia, claiming the former communist state is a 'positive vision of 1950s America'. Conservative men have cited the country's Christian values, beautiful women and stunning scenery as the reasons behind their move. After losing faith in their hero Donald Trump, some have moved as far east as Siberia, unfazed by the prospect of being led by an autocratic dictator. They have even expressed admiration for Vladimir Putin, choosing to believe his narrative about his decision to invade Ukraine. 'I think he's a good man,' ex-pat Peter Frohwein, 62, told the Free Press.

Traitor Trump's notorious MAGA spokesman Steve Bannon failed at his attempt to overturn his four-month prison sentence. Bannon's conviction was upheld by the DC Circuit Court of Appeals. BREAKING: Steve BANNON's conviction for defying the Jan. 6 committee has been upheld by a unanimous three-judge panel of the DC Circuit Court of Appeals.