Dear pasta, We’re so glad you’re back. We know things have been rough in recent years, what with that Atkins guy and all the gluten-free stuff, and we’re sure there were days you didn’t even feel like leaving your cardboard box. But we’re so happy you found the strength to jump into that boiling water and onto the center of our plates once again. We understand why you went into hiding for a bit — the die-hard Keto dieters will do that to anyone — but you’re back, baby, and you’re better than ever. We hope you realize that the problem was never really you — it was all us.